Romancing the Summer Away

 

What’s better than kicking up your feet, pouring a glass of your favorite beverage, and enjoying a new boyfriend, er… ah… I mean a hot romance. A book, dammit I meant a book.

Shush. You don’t have to tell anyone. Your secret is safe with me.

 

     
There’s no way in hell she’s tough enough to get me in shape. “What the f*ck are you doing here?”   Whatever it takes, I’ll make her go. I’ll just have to become the a-hole I used to be. 
It’s none of my business that her ex locked her out and took everything she owned. What am I supposed to do? After my unfortunate accident, social media is all over me, just waiting for my next mistake. I even offered her cold, hard cash and she refused, suggesting I’m trying to buy her sexual favors. I may have succumbed to her antics long ago but I’ve learned a few things. Now, it’s all about Mel. I suppose, after six months, most guys would’ve said something to their girlfriends about once being engaged but there are times I can be a real jerk. Selfish, some might say but it’s not so. I just hate drama about shit that no longer matters. It’s such a waste of energy. Chance
Sure, I’ve been knocked around a little. What player hasn’t? However, if what the doc says is true, things have got to change. There’s no way I’m letting my wife become my nursemaid. She deserves better than that, better than me.